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bepeu:

um my friend sent this to me n ok……… hot fresh bread is not an insult ……… an earth sign made these

this is so accurate… and SO fucking funny

what you don’t know about aries

astrognossienne:

Aries are survivors. The challenge with this sign is lack of persistence: Aries people sometimes lose interest if they don’t see rapid results. But this tendency is compensated for by their ambition and drive to succeed. Surprisingly sensitive, they’re quick to offend or anger and holds a grudge like any water sign. Only difference is instead of brooding about it, they’ll turn their energy to someone or something else. Bold and brash, impatient and driven. Thanks to their innate courage, they may recklessly take up daredevil sports. They want to prove themselves and, thus take unnecessary chances and risks. Life with them is never boring. They fall in and out of love all the time. They’re not easily talked into or out of something. Once they make up their mind, it’s usually a done deal. Great leaders. Loves giving orders almost as much as Leo, and they’re terrific at delegating responsibilities. Might be prone to a lot of headaches/ailments in general. Likely to sample a little of everything before deciding on which spiritual belief fits best. While involved with a particular spiritual path, they’ll be passionate about it. But unless their passion is sustained, an Aries will eventually get bored and move on to something new. 


what you don’t know about the signs series

what you don’t know about aries what you don’t know about taurus what you don’t know about geminiwhat you don’t know about cancerwhat you don’t know about leowhat you don’t know about virgowhat you don’t know about libra what you don’t know about scorpiowhat you don’t know about sagittariuswhat you don’t know about capricorn what you don’t know about aquarius what you don’t know about pisces


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Q: if this was medieval times, you'd suit being a king... using your power to only enhance your lifestyle and only yours.... sleeping with different women at the same time, drinking wine until you can't pick up another bottle, king of deception among all other kings. you act invincible but we all have secrets... you'd be hung for treason if your secrets didn't kill you first.

Yeah ima king I get it you’re boring me now


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Q: I'm the one who showed you love and support and yet it was taken for granted and made to look foolish by the attitudes in which you surround yourself with.

Mom?


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Q: Oh my god you think you're so fucking clever.... I can't stand you, you selfish prick. I hope you get hit with the karma bus and it sends you straight to hell. Everything you touch turns to shit, your majesty. King of poetic passive aggression. I hope you realize you've played yourself harder then any "thot," bitch or side chick...

So which one were you? The thot, bitch, or side chick?


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Q: Why would you lie about something dumb like that? Why would you lie about anything at all? Why would you play with two innocent girls hearts, you're going to fall.

The worst part is, I just realized it was a semi colon


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Q: who gives a f about an Oxford comma?

I climbed the highest llama (Idk what he says that’s just what I say)


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Q: ask yourself; how many girls hearts do I need to fuck over before karma hits me back?

I like the use of the Oxford comma


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